The plains are lonely and the skies are filled with methane gas. Keep your mask on and your loved ones close, and you just might last. I’m out here in the zones, fighting for you and doing my best. As Lazer Queen’s friends, you deserve no less.
Coming back to you with angelic lyrics that will melt your heart and heal your ears, giving you mystical messages that will soothe your fears, broadcasting in on the wavelength that you hold so dear…hello, did you miss your Queen, sweetheart?
I’m afraid I’m still working on my big project I mentioned to you in the last audio session, but don’t think for one moment that I’m messing around. A few of you were actually able to brave the weather and the Dracs to come find ol’ Lazer Queen’s tracks, and for that, I’m grateful. To keep us all alive a bit longer, I’m afraid that I can’t say how many people I’ve got working with me now, but I can tell you that it’s a good number, and it’s more than what BLI thinks we’ve got on hand, and that in itself is pretty grand, wouldn’t you say? We’re always looking for new recruits for new schemes, new regiments to create new dreams, and new fighters to fight for our teams. If you’re tracking Lazer Queen and co., know that we’ve moved on, and I’m able to give you more detailed coordinates this time:
Latitude: 36° 31’ 47”
Longitude: -87° 21’ 34”
Don’t worry about BLI finding us for now; we’re in a great hiding place, and some of our company has led the Dracs on a goose chase, and if you’re attempting to make it here, do anything it takes to save face. I love you, darling, and be careful out there. Lazer Queen and company will be waiting for you. We need you yesterday, we need you today, we need you tomorrow. This is your queen, signing out, parting is such sweet sorrow.
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl.
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