The plains are lonely and the skies are filled with methane gas. Keep your mask on and your loved ones close, and you just might last. I’m out here in the zones, fighting for you and doing my best. As Lazer Queen’s friends, you deserve no less.
When you go out in the zones, it’s easy to feel alone. The radiation and the acid rain might cleanse the pain, but the road is long and times are tough: just know that Lazer Queen is fighting for you, and that should be enough.
An identification bracelet is what I need to keep me safe, alive, and ready to thrive. I’m sorry I’ve been underground like a mole, motor babies, but Lazer Queen has big plans in the works and you can’t rush greatness, but I promise you that this latest production is keeping BLi guessing and the Dracs in the hole. I love you and I’ll record a sound byte for you faster than you can draw your gun and shoot. Lights out from Zone 2!
Coming back to you with angelic lyrics that will melt your heart and heal your ears, giving you mystical messages that will soothe your fears, broadcasting in on the wavelength that you hold so dear…hello, did you miss your Queen, sweetheart?
I’m afraid I’m still working on my big project I mentioned to you in the last audio session, but don’t think for one moment that I’m messing around. A few of you were actually able to brave the weather and the Dracs to come find ol’ Lazer Queen’s tracks, and for that, I’m grateful. To keep us all alive a bit longer, I’m afraid that I can’t say how many people I’ve got working with me now, but I can tell you that it’s a good number, and it’s more than what BLI thinks we’ve got on hand, and that in itself is pretty grand, wouldn’t you say? We’re always looking for new recruits for new schemes, new regiments to create new dreams, and new fighters to fight for our teams. If you’re tracking Lazer Queen and co., know that we’ve moved on, and I’m able to give you more detailed coordinates this time:
Latitude: 36° 31’ 47”
Longitude: -87° 21’ 34”
Don’t worry about BLI finding us for now; we’re in a great hiding place, and some of our company has led the Dracs on a goose chase, and if you’re attempting to make it here, do anything it takes to save face. I love you, darling, and be careful out there. Lazer Queen and company will be waiting for you. We need you yesterday, we need you today, we need you tomorrow. This is your queen, signing out, parting is such sweet sorrow.
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl.
I was caught in a tight spot a while back. I mean, literally, darling. I felt like a giraffe at a squirrel convention. The Dracs never did find me, though, so Lazer Queen isn’t about to complain; that little alcove saved me from a lot of pain.
“Keep your boots tight, keep your gun close, and die with your mask on if you’ve got to.”
Words to live by from Dr. Death Defying:
He’s the inspiration for most of my rhyming.
Oh…there’s a story behind this photo, loyal Lazer Queen followers. But that’s another story for another day; just sit back and giggle at my look of dismay.
With my Bad Luck beads, I won’t break a sweat.
BLI hasn’t ghosted me yet!